The Other Religion

There is nothing like a handsome, dark, tall, husky, thick hair, wide eyed man to approach you and express some interest.  OK, maybe not everyone has the same taste as me, but that's what I like, and I have no shame!  Take a moment and think, think of the man that you would see yourself with.  Think of your fantasy man.  He's handsome, smart, stupid, ugly, short, tall, fat, skinny, whatever.  Just think.  This is your dream man.  Now, this dream boy approaches you and talks to you and asks you questions and tells you all the good things a girl wants to hear.

Then, you see it.  In my case, it's a cross.  This dream boy has a cross hanging from his neck.  He's one of them! He's The Other Religion! *GASP!* OH NO! You thought you met The One! Guess what! He's not because your parents will kick your ass from here to the territory of Hamas if you even thought about looking at this guy again!

Has anyone been swept of their feet by this guy?  Isn't it depressing when it does happen?  Doesn't it shoot your faith in finding The One to shit?  Ladies and gentleman, if you say no, then:
1.  You have never experienced The Other Religion
2.  You are currently in a relationship with The Other Religion (FYI, one of you will get dumped)
3.  You are 12 years old and have no business reading this blog
4.  You're my mother

Now, if you have never experienced this, I recommend you try not to.  Unless you like being hurt because one loves Jesus and the other loves Mohamed and you like to fool yourself thinking both families will except it, be my guest.   However, it most likely won't work.  Our culture will not allow women to "explore" other religions.   It actually won't allow men to explore other religions, but being the stupid Arabs that we are, according to us, we are invincible and no one can touch us.  Can't nobody hold us down, can't nobody take our pride, oh no! We got to keep on  moving! Hey guess what Arabs, you're fucking idiots!

Go in a relationship with one, whether you're Christian or Muslim.  I dare you.  I guarantee you this:  the guy, because men effing suck most of the time, will make an advance to you in which you will sit and contemplate your own moral value when this is brought up.  What is the advance you ask?  Touching the danger zones.  What are the danger zones?  The milkers (boobies) and the inserts (va-jay-jay) that God gave you!  If you need more explanation, then you people need to take an anatomy class. I'm no where near a teacher/educator/professor. For some reason, The Other Religion (again, this could be either Christian, Muslim, or any other cult/belief/whatever you want it to be, so long as it is not your dysfunctional belief) will take it upon himself to constantly talk about sex. Sex this and sex that and I wanna do this to you and I wanna do that to you.  After the handsome, intelligent man feeds you what you want to hear, the dirty boy comes out!

Here's what makes my case even more ridiculous than it sounds.  The Other Religion is some sort of figure/believer in their deen (religion). This can be the guy that prays five times a day, or the one that is at every church picnic finding donations for the new cross to erect in the front of Sunday Service.  This guy is The Guy To Go To when their organization is in need.  What's even funnier is how he is so down low about it! SHHHHHH! Don't tell anyone about us, Shhhhh! My reputation is on the line! WTF! Fool! What about mine?!?!  Moron!  If you were so worried about it in the first place, why are you shutting me up now?  Why did you even open your mouth and tell me all the bullshit a girl wants to hear?  Fucking moron! Kuss im el yahood I say! It seems that The Other Religion's intent was to get tail!

So, why go to you?  First, it's already enough to approach an Arab girl and "talk" (ha, yea right, just talk).  You don't want to soil the preset notions that Unimportant Acquaintances have already established for you.  Second, they don't feel bad when they approach Their Other Religion, because when it comes down to it (in the Arab culture) the men have a bit more power.  They have the key to talk about a female's reputation. However unfortunate it is for us (females), Unimportant Acquaintances will look at the female and judge quickly.  They haven't realized that THE GUY just said he slept with her or ate cookies with her or talked to her or whatever shit ruins reputations nowadays. They only heard the girl's name.  Third, you can't try to pop a cherry of a girl that is the same as you! Oh NO! That's disrespectful! Their Other Religion can't marry me, so why not!  When I get what I want, I can go and I don't have to marry the girl!

Yeah, I said it.  The Other Religion is out to get you so he can try whatever dirtiness he can to put it in you.  Then, when he does, out the door he goes.  This explains why many Arabs go to the White Backups.  Men "have needs" bullshit plays into effect here.  The ones with the White Backups go to them for sexual solace, thinking they respect the Arab girls, and have their way.  When their hornyness has been tired and rid, they become The Suitor.  Ahhh, lucky Arab women.  Is that burning you feel between your legs?  Thank your husband.  He was The Other Religion with the White Backup who got it from her ex boyfriend that was in jail and got that from a man named Bubsy.  Nothing says I love you like a burning blister.

The only lucky mat here is the one that belongs to the White Backups.  They don't have to end up marrying these dumb asses, unless they need a green card.